Poseidon: Here is me at Cape Sunion. It is a popular day-trip from Athens for mondern touristas. I have many temples; some are bulit by the seacoast, because I LOVE THE SEA....but they got damaged and old and started to crumble away over centuries. PLEASE don't mess anything up,or I'll HAVE A GREAT TSUNAMI COME UPON YOU!!!!
Zeus: Yeah bro I'll throw a hurricane your way!
Poseidon: Oh yeah.. Lets see that happen, another time!
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Poseidon:Loookkyyyy here I'm riding on my chariot with my horse. I have some pretty good looking muscles. I hope all the HOTTIES!!!!!!!!!! See this(:
Amphitrite: I hope you know that you have a wife and that's.. Umm..? Uh? Oh! Yeah no duh it's MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poseidon: Oh I forgot that you had this..... Uh, I don't really know what to say now..?
Amphtrite: Well come HOME NOW!!!!!!! At least that's something to do other than going online and saying things like that when you have a wife.
Poseidon: Here is me as a Stallion, when I desired Demeter. (my sister)
Demeter: Oh, yes I remember that when I asked you to make me the most beautiful animal that you could imagine.
Poseidon: And once I finished, you turned yourself into a horse.
Demeter:You turned yourself into a Stallion to come after me.
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Poseidon: Here is me at Cape Sunion. It is a popular day-trip from Athens for mondern touristas. I have many temples; some are bulit by the seacoast, because I LOVE THE SEA....but they got damaged and old and started to crumble away over centuries. PLEASE don't mess anything up,or I'll HAVE A GREAT TSUNAMI COME UPON YOU!!!!
Zeus: Yeah bro I'll throw a hurricane your way!
Poseidon: Oh yeah.. Lets see that happen, another time!
Poseidon: Loookkyyyy here I'm riding on my chariot with my horse. I have some pretty good looking muscles. I hope all the HOTTIES!!!!!!!!!! See this(:
Amphitrite: I hope you know that you have a wife and that's.. Umm..? Uh? Oh! Yeah no duh it's MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poseidon: Oh I forgot that you had this..... Uh, I don't really know what to say now..?
Amphtrite: Well come HOME NOW!!!!!!! At least that's something to do other than going online and saying things like that when you have a wife.
Poseidon: Here is me as a Stallion, when I desired Demeter. (my sister)
Demeter: Oh, yes I remember that when I asked you to make me the most beautiful animal that you could imagine.
Poseidon: And once I finished, you turned yourself into a horse.
Demeter: You turned yourself into a Stallion to come after me.
Order your sword now; it is guaranteed to never get dull and slice through anything like it's melted butter. If you can't win a battle with this sword, then that battle is hopeless. Order it now for the low price of 250 drachmas. Warning do not touch anywhere near the blade. If your skin turns purple and blue, it itches like crazy, then you'll die in 5 days. It's still a great product. No refunds if you die.
Have your very own DRAGON! It is able to actually breath out fire. Don't keep this inside of your house, only if you want your home to burn down. Have to be 18 years or older to call and buy. Only, 300 drachmas. NO REFUNDS PERIOD!